{"id":534,"date":"2011-12-01T04:49:03","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T04:49:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.furry.asinglelion.com\/?p=534"},"modified":"2011-12-01T04:49:03","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T04:49:03","slug":"me-in-35-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"Me in 35 years"},"content":{"rendered":"

Often I cruise the net for news concerning items that fit my interest. On search concerning Men who keep stiffed animals, I found this comment:<\/p>\n

\u201cI sell stuffed toys for a charity, and the vast majority of buyers are people of (ahem) middle-age or older.<\/p>\n

Last year I called a gentleman who was in his late eighties. He had been supporting the charity for many, many years and in fact had bought over thirty of our teddy bears. So I asked whether he had given the toys away to family and friends as gifts, and he laughed.<\/p>\n

“Bugger off”, he said, “they’re MY teddies. You might think I’m a mad old codger, but nobody gets their hands on my bears until I’m six-foot under”.<\/p>\n

So maybe you’re never too old.\u201d<\/p>\n

http:\/\/boards.straightdope.com\/sdmb\/archive\/index.php\/t-593612.html<\/a><\/p>\n

That\u2019s going to be me when I am eighty Lord willing. Nobody going get my Hello Kitty stash until I grave yard dead. \u00a0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Often I cruise the net for news concerning items that fit my interest. On search concerning Men who keep stiffed animals, I found this comment: \u201cI sell stuffed toys for a charity, and the vast majority of buyers are people of (ahem) middle-age or older. Last year I called a gentleman who was in his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[46,126,66],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furry","category-news","tag-hello-kitty","tag-men-with-stuffed-animals","tag-plushies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":536,"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions\/536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asinglelion.com\/actonhe\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}